ANOTHER HASH HYMNAL
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Contents By Category "Down-Down" Ditties Hash Anthems Songs About Hashing Our Animal Friends The Spoken Word Sweet Lovin' Hash Calisthenics Infamous Harriettes Infamous Harriers Beer! Hashing Holidays Hash Standards Just Plain Sick!

Welcome Songmeisters! This hymnal (pronounced hime-nal) started in 2000 as an HTML version (read: blatant rip-off) of Flying Booger's Half-Mind Hymnal. Since then we have added hash songs that we heard in the circle, around the hash fire, etc. PLEASE feel free to link this site to your hashing page! If there are songs or additional verses that you'd like to add, email Davey Crotchit

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Alphabetical Listing
.079 (Seven Nine) A Few of My Favorite Things A Few of My Favorite Things A is for A A is for Arsehole A Mouthful of Singha A Prayer A-Rovin' A, You're a Big Bimbo A, You've Got Asshole Stains Aahlaweta (harriettes' version) Abortion Act Sederunt of the Session Addicted to the Hashnet Agana HHH Chant Alcoholics' Anthem Ali Boogie All My Jism All the Nice Girls All Things Dull and Ugly Aloha HHH Anthem Alouette Amazing Grace Ancient Hash Song And so this is Hashmas Angeles City Hashional Anthem Arseholes are Cheap Today (two versions) As I Was Walking Through the Wood (Old One-Hundredth) Aussie Serenade Austin Hash Song Autohash Song Baby Seal Song Autohashers (Flintstone Version) Bad King Hashmas Bagpipe Song Balham Vicar Ball Game Ball of Ballyknure (abbreviated version) Ball of Ballyknure (long version) Ball of Yarn Ballad of Big Ass Lil and Yukon Pete Ballad of Eskimo Nell Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies Balls of O'Leary Balls to Mister Banglestein Banana Song Band Played On Barcelona Barnacle Bill The Barney Song (aka I Screw You) Bastard King of England Be My Guest Beer Beer Run Beery Bunch Bengali One So Long Bestiality's Best (two versions) Big Bamboo Big Jess Bike Week Bimbo Birthday Songs Bitch, a Dog Blessing of "G" Blessing of the Hares Blew by You Blinded by Shit Boatie HHH Hymn Bomb Factory Boom, Oooh, Yakatata Born Dead Breathalyzed Bright Mistress Bring Him Home British Soldier (aka Suzie Wong) Bruces' Philosophers Song Button Factory By the Light Bye Bye Blackbird Bye, Bye Cherry Cactus In My Y-Fronts Can You Walk a Little Way? Can't Hash Today Carolina Cats on the Rooftops Caviar Song Cemetary Sue Chandler's Shop Chapped Hide Chicago Chipmunks Redeux Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire Chisholm Trail Christmas Carol Christopher and Alice Christopher Columbo (two versions) Christopher Robin Clean Song Clancy Lowered the Boom Clementine Clint Meets the Gay Caballero Clinton's Queen Berets Clintstones Cock Robin Cold Winter's Evening Colostomy's Best Come and Sit On My Face If You Love Me Comin' Thro' the Rye Copenhagen Full Moon Howlers Anthem Copenhagen HHH Anthem Country Sunday School Cow Kicked Nelly Creak Goes the Muscle Oh Crock of Shit Cuckoo Cucumber Song D.U.I. Daisy, Daisy Davy Cockhead Daylight Come Dead Dog Rover Dead Whore Deck the Halls Deep in the Heart of Texas Dickey Louse Did You Ever See? Dildos are a Girl's Best Friend Dinah Dingo Do Ye Ken John Peel? Do You Fuck on First Dates? Do Your Balls Hang Low? Do Your Tits Hang Low? Does a Hasher Does Your Bum Hang Low? Doggies' Meeting Don't Cry Lady Don't Say No Don't that Bastard Get any Bigger? Dough, Ray, Me Drink it Down Drink! Drunken Hasher Drunken Sailor Duck Ditty Dumb Shit Dunkirk Dying Harlot Eddie the Horny Reindeer Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers End of the World Engineer's Dream English Country Garden Europe Fanny Boy Farewell Song Fart Farter from Sparta Farting Contest Father Abraham Father Damien Fellatio Navidad Fifty Ways to Fuck Your Mother Final Down-Down Fireman's Song Follow the Band Fondle Me With Care Fort Eustis HHH Anthem Founders' Blitz Friar of Great Renown Ft Eustis Down-Down Songs Fuck a Duck Fuck the Giant Penis Fuckin' Hell She's Ugly Furburger King Games Gang Bang Gay Caballero Gender Bender Song Get Fucked Get it Up, Get it In Girl from Baltimore (aka Singapore) Give a Little Whistle Give it a Blow Give Me a Clone Give Me that Good Old Vino Give Me that Old Time Religion Glorious, Victorious (Beer, Beer, Beer) God Bless My Underpants God Bless the E.P.H. (El Paso Hash) Gonorrhea Good King Bateson Good Ship Venus Got it up, Got it in . . . Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer Great Big Wheel Green Grow the Rashes O Gunga's Song Hallelujah Chorus Hallelujah, I'm a Bum Hand Solo Song Handsome Hasher Hanky Panky Happy Wank Song Hare! Hark! The Hashing Horn Harlot of Jerusalem Harriette the Tattooed Hasher Harriettes, They Play One Harvest of Love Has Anybody Seen J. C.? Has Anybody Seen R J Hash Benediction Hash House Harriers Hash Pledge of Allegiance Hash Rules Hasher is Smarter Hasher Men (and Women) Hasher's Lament Hasher's Prayer Hash House Harrier Mountain Hashin' Hashin' Brew Hashin' in New Orleans Hashin' USA Have an Erection Have Another Please He Wanks his Crank	Head Chant Headed Out to Orlando Hedgehog Song Heigh-Ho Says Rowley Heineken, Schmeineken Hello Penis Her Left Tit Her Vagina Her Vagina (has a First Name) Here's the Season Here's to _______ (Basic Down-Down Song) Here's to Brother Hasher(s) Here's to the Stud (s) Herpes Family Herpes Song He's a Blow-Up Doll He's a Born Again Pisstank He's a Cunt He's a Hasher, He's Okay He's Got the Clap Again He's the Meanest (two versions) Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's Off to the Burlesque Show Hi, My Name is Lee His Nuts His One-Skin History of Beer Hitler, He Only Had One Ball Hog Calling Time in Nebraska Hogtown Hole in the Elephant's Bottom Holiday Song Hong Kong Prayer Hot Vagina Redeux Hot Vagina How Ashamed I Was How to Handle a Date Humoresque I Am a Hasher, How 'Bout You? I Can't Help It If You Came In DFL I Caught Three Hares I Don't Wanna Hear a Song I Don't Want to Join the Army I Don't Want to Join the Convent I Like Cock I Like Cunt I Love My Wife I Love to Have a Beer With ________ I Need a Sheep I Put My Hand (Ya Ho) I Put My Lips I Saw Her Leaning There I Saw Three Dots I Screw You (aka The Barney Song) I Want a Beer I Want to Play Piano I Will Survive I Wish I Was in England Ice the Bitch If I Had a Hard-On If I Were the Marrying Kind I'll Never Piss Again I'll Take the Left Leg I'm Dreaming of a Right Christmas I'm in Love With the Girl Next Door I'm Your Mailman Inbred Man Incest is Best Incest Time in Texas Incontinence is the Shits Inside those Red Plush Breeches International Hash Hymn Irian Jaya Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis? Isn't it Great to Have a Clitoris? It's a Small Dick It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Syphilis It's the Same the Whole World Over Ivan Skavinsky Scavar I've Got a Start on a Twelve-Inch Hard-On I've Got the Clap Again I've Only Half a Brain Jesus Saves Jingle Balls Redeux Jingle Balls Jocelyn Elders John Brown's Penis Jonestown Jungle Smell Junior Birdmen Keep on Hashing Keyhole Song King of the Nerds Kiss My Hash House Harrier's Anthem La Cock Lady Hardonna Large Balls Last Hash Run Leaver's Song Legend of Chernobyl Sam Lehigh Valley Leprosy (followed by Syphilis) Let it Glow Let Me Ball You Sweetheart Let's Have a Party Let's Screw Life Presents a Dismal Picture Like a Geezer who has Sinned Limericks Little Hummer Girl Lion-Hunt Song Lion-Hunt Song (variation) Little Bit Off the Top Little Brown Mouse Little Gomez Little Penis Little Red Train Lloyd George Lobster Song Loneliest Hare Long and Thin Lotsa Fucking Love Me Tender Lulu Lumberjack Song Lupe Macdonald's Farm Madeline Schmidt Maggy May Magic City H3 Hash Song Man Poem Man Trap Marriage a la Mode Mary Mary Ann Mccarthy Mary Anne Burns Masturbata Masturbation (Fornication) Masturbation Song - 5 Versions Mayor of Bayswater's Daughter Meet the Hashers Men of the H, H, 3 Men Merry Hashmas Miss Lee's Hoochie Mister Blue Balls Mobile Monk of Great Renown Monster Hash Mooning in the Sun Moonshadow Moose Song (four versions) More Beer Morgan's Pies Mother Hash M-O-T-H-E-R Mount Bonnell Mount Vernon HHH Road Song Mr. Gangbang Mrs. McVitie Mrs. Puggy-Wuggy Municipal Sewerageman Music Man My Big Banana (two versions) My DNA (aka) Young Girl My Father My Girlfriend's a Bit of a Beast My Girl's a Vegetable My God How the Money Rolls In My Grandfather's Cock My Hat It Has Three Edges My Little Pink Panties My Mother-In-Law My Name is Jack (Necrophilia Song) My Sister Lily My Sombrero Naming Ceremony Nancy Brown Necrophilia's Best Nellie 'Awkins Nellie Darling Next Thanksgiving Night of the Full Moon Nine Daze of Christmas Nipples No Balls at All No Blow Song None is Bigger Than Mine North Atlantic Squadron Nude O-B-G-Y-N Ode to a Hasher Ode to Commode for the Flounder Oh Everclear Oh Kennedy Oh Penis Head Old Bazaar in Cairo Old Brown Cow Old Irish State Old King Cole Old Pacific Sea On Top of Old Sophie Once a Bloody Hashman Once Upon My Jeans One Evening in October One On the Table One Twat One-Eyed Riley One-Eyed Trouser Snake Only Real Men Run the Southside Or Would You Rather be a ____? Oral Sex Ou Est Le Papier? Our GM Our Lager Out of Towner Ovaltine Song Over the River and Through the Woods Ozzy the Red Nosed Hasher Patriotic Song Peg O'My Heart People in Pink Tutus Pikes Peak Hashers Pioneers Piss Off, Ya Wank Pissanya, Pissanya Pissed Plastic Jesus Please Do Not Tread on My Balls	Poetry Poofters (Flinstone's Version) Politically Correct Santa Poor Lil Poor Little Angeline Portions of a Female Prayer Pregnancy (and Variations) Proud to be a Hasher Pub With No Beer Pubic Hairs! Pussy Cat Song Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder Put Your Legs Round My Shoulders (Harriers) Put Your Legs Round My Shoulders (Harriettes) Put Your Thighs on My Shoulders Rajah of Astrakhan Rap it Up Rawhide Real Story of Gilligan's Island Recitals Red Flag Redneck Mother Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen" Rhode Island Red Richmond HHH Song Ring the Bell Verger Ringadangdoo Road to Gundagai Roedean School Roll Me over in the Clover Roll Your Leg Over Rubber Dickie Rubber Dildo Rudolph the Red Knobbed Reindeer Rule Britannia Russian Submarine Rusty Car Rye Whiskey S & M Man Sally in the Alley Salutations Salvation Army Song Sammy Small Santa Claus is Coming to Town Santa Claus is Cuming on You Santa Limericks Satanic Bells Scotsman's Kilt Scrotum Seamstress' Song Secret Anus Man Seven Nervous Days Seven Old Ladies Sex is Boring Sexiatus Mania Sexual Life of the Camel Shanghai HHH Song She Ain't Gonna Fuck No More She Had Big Mountains . . . She'll be Puffin' Like a Steam Train When She Cums She's a Most Immoral Lady Shiggy Shiner Beer Shit List Shitty Beer Short Cutter Short Cutter's Rhapsody Short Hymn Short Song Silent Night Singha Cock Singing In the Rain Sinking of the Titanic (two versions) Sit on My Face (two versions) Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me Sixteen Miles Skippy the Squirrel Sluts from Lutz Sod 'Em All Sodomy, Masturbate Soldier Song Sole Song Some Die of Drinking Water Someone's in the Kitchen With Dinah Song of the Bandar Seri Begawan Hashers Song to Cuming Mutha Sound of Hashers Spam Skit Spanish Guitar Spiders in My Hair Squannacook River Runners Anthem Square Dance Story of the Boston Hashers Street of the Thousand Assholes Subic Hashional Anthem Suckanna Suckanya Sunstroke, Syphilis, Varicose Veins Super Hasher Supercallousflagellisticsexpect-cunnilingus Swamp-Ass Sweet Antoinette Sweet Violets (two versions) Swilligan's Island Syphilis Tale of Young Freddie Bloor Ted Kennedy Teddy Bears' Picnic Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator Ten Sticks of Dynamite Thank God I'm a Hashing Girl Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair Thank God She Finally Shut Up Thank God They Brought Some Beer That Good Ol' Hashin' Brew The Beer That I Drink at the Hash The Dildo Song The Divorce Game The Tinker Those Were The Days The Traveler The Triangle There is a Hash in New Orleans There is a House in Nittany Valley There was a Little Bird There Was an Old Farmer These Foolish Things They Ought to be Publicly Pissed On They're Moving Father's Grave This is Your Down-Down Song This Old Man Three Blind Jellyfishes Three Chinese Crackers Three German Officers Three Visiting Hashers Toasts Today is Monday Tokyo Hash Song Tonight We March Against England Tra Ra Ra Boom Der E Trojans are a Girl's Best Friend 'Twas the December Full Moon 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Tweet-Whistle Twelve Days of Christmas # 1 Twelve Days of Christmas # 2 Twelve Days of Interhash Twelve Days of Ramadan Twelve Redneck Days of Christmas Twinkie, Twinkie, Little Hasher Two Hashers (Harriettes) Two Shits of Verona U-G-L-Y Under The Covers With Sharon Stone Uneasy Hasher Vanessa Picklegin Vegetables Are the Best Viagra Vicar In the Dockside Church Virgin Serenade Virgin Sturgeon Visitor's Song Vlad Walkin' Round in Womens' Underwear Walking Down Canal Street Wanky Doodle Wanky's Beers Warriers Had a Meeting Was it You (That did the Pushin'?) Waves and Waves We Go Hashing We Three Kings We Three Queens We Wish You Would Fix the Budget Wedding Ceremonies Wedding Song Wedding Song Wee Wee Song We Love to Hash We're Here Because . . . We've Got Virgins Were You Lonesome Tonight? Wet Spot's Wail What a Wank When I Was a Little Girl When Lady Jane Became a Tart When the End of the Month Rolls Around Where Were You Last Week? While the Kiwis Shagged While Wading Through Shiggy Whining Poem Whips and Chains White Hashmas White House HHH Anthem Who Is In the Kitchen With Ah Hin? Who Needs Sex? Why Are We Waiting? Why Was He Born so Beautiful? Why was She Born a Bitch? Wild Hasher Wild West Show Will You Marry Me? Winnipeg Whore Winter Wonderland Wiregrass HHH Down-Down Song Wonder Where I Am Woodpecker Song World According to Student Bloopers Would You Like . . . ? Ya Ho (I Put My Hand) Yank My Noodle Yankee Doodle Yankee Doodle Yass, Yass, Yass Yellow is the Color Yellow Ryder Truck Yesterday Yogi Bear Song You ain't Nothin' But a Hasher You are My Hashit You are Our ______ You Take the Legs Off Betty Grable You Won't Find Any Country (two versions) Young Girl (aka) My DNA You're An Asshole Your Hand was Made to Stroke My Gland Yu Wee Flung Lu Wee Zicky-Zacky (expanded version) ZiPpy the Red-Nosed Hasher Zulu Warrior