BIG HEADS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

Down Down Songs

The RA, GM, and Song Meister want EVERYONE to be able to sing. So we posted some of our favorite down down songs on this page. If you want to print out a good cheat sheet, go to the Hash Hymnal and click on the "3x5" link.
If we missed something, email Davey Crotchit: dvycrtcht at hotmail.com, and he'll post it for you . . . probably.

Asshole, Asshole
Tune: Eine kleine Nachtmusik by Mozart
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee
For cunt, for cunt, for country and for Queen
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be

Bye Bye Virgin
Tune: Bye Bye Blackbird
Back your ass against the wall
Here I come, balls and all
Bye bye cherry
Won't your mother be disgusted,
When she finds your cherry's busted?
Bye bye cherry
Wrap your legs around a little tighter
I can feel my load is getting lighter
Shake that ass and wiggle those tits
Until my little pecker spits
Cherry bye bye

Barney Song
Tune: Theme song to Barney
I screw you, you screw me
Barney gave me HIV
With a hug and a kiss and a whole lot more
I got fucked by a dinosaur!

Brother Hasher
Tune: Ach, Du Lieber Augustin
Here's to brother hasher
Brother hasher, brother hasher
Here's to brother hasher
May he chug-a-lug
He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher
May he chug-a-lug
So drink motherfucker
Drink motherfucker
Drink motherfucker
Drink
Here's to brother hasher
May he chug-a-lug

Daisy, Daisy
Tune: Bicycle Built For Two
Daisy, daisy, give me your answer true.
Daisy, daisy, wouldn't you like to screw?
I really must beg your pardon,
But I've got a hell of a hard on
From beating my meat against the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.

Dinah
Tune: Chorus from I've been Working on the Railroad
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow my horn
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow my horn
Someone's in your sister's vagina
Someone's in your sister I know
Someone's in your sister's vagina
Pumpin' like a dynamo

The Divorce Game
Tune: Take me out to the Ball Game
Make me out as the bad the guy,
Trash my name in a crowd,
Tell them that I won’t pay child support.
My breath is bad and my dick is too short
And it’s all my fault for the whole thing,
The guy is always to blame.
Take my house, car, half of my pay
At the divorce game.

He Oughta be Publicly Pissed On
He oughta be publicly pissed on
He oughta be publicly shot
He oughta be tied to a urinal
And left there to fester and rot.
So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink!

Doh!
Tune: Do Re Mi
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy that sells me beer
Me, the guy that drinks the beer
Far, a long way to the beer
So, I'll have another beer
La, I'll have another beer
Tea, no thanks I'm having beer
Which will bring us back to...

Fuck A Duck
Do Re Mi
Fuck a duck, a female duck
Screw a baby kangaroo
Finger-bang an orangutan
Let an elephant do you
Feel the penis of an eel
Whack the asshole of a yak
Masturbate with a gnu
Which will bring us back to...

God Bless My Underpants
Tune: God Bless America
God bless my underpants,
Brand that I like,
Stand inside them,
And ride them,
Up my buns when I run or I bike.
From the waistband,
To the leg holes,
To the fly flap,
Wet with piss,
God bless my underpants,
They look like this.

Meet the Hashers
Tune: Flintstones Theme Song
Hashers,
Meet the hashers,
We're the biggest drunks in history.
From the
Town of Rapid
We're the masters of debauchery.
Half-minds,
Trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch us as we drink a lot of beers.
Down down,
Down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down,
down down down down,
Down down down down down doooowwwwn.

Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
Tune: GEN Bogey March
Hitler has only got one ball
Goering has two, but very small
Himmler has something sim'ler
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all

He's the Meanest
He's the meanest
He sucks the horse's penis
He's the meanest
He's the horse's ass
Ever since he found it
All he does is pound it
He's the meanest
He's the horse's ass
He’s rotten and dishonest,
He’s always pissing on us,
He’s the meanest he’s the horse’s ass

Her Left Tit
Tune: My Bonny lies oe the Ocean
Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right tit hangs down to her knee,
If her left tit did equal her right tit,
She’d get lots more weenie from me!

The Little Bird
The was a little bird
No bigger than a turd
A-sitting on a telephone pole
It ruffled up its neck
And shit about a peck
And puckered up its little asshole, asshole
It puckered up its little asshole

Little Brown Mouse
The liquor was spilled on the barroom floor,
And the shop was closed for the night,
When out of his hole cam a little brown mouse,
And he sat in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the liquor from the barroom floor,
And back on his haunches he sat,
And all night long you could hear him roar:
Bring out the doggone cat!
Well out came the cat and they had a little spat,
And the cat ate up on the mouse (chomp, chomp),
And the moral of the story is:
Don’t drink liquor on the house!

It’s a Small Dick
Tune: It's a Small World
Well it isn't long and it isn't thick,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat,
But it's all that he's got,
It's a small, small, dick.
It's a small dick after all,
It's a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It's a small, small, dick!

Oh Lord
Tune: Janis Joplin's version of Mercedes Benz
Oh Lord, won’t you find me, a ride to the beer?
My friends are all drinking,
And I’m stuck out here.
I’ll ride in a Chevy, a Ford, or a truck,
If you get me there,
I’ll throw in a . . .
Down, down, down, down.

Sally In the Alley
Sally in the alley was sifting cinders
Lifted up her leg and she farted like a man
Wind from her butt blew out six winders
Cheeks of her ass went "Blam! Blam! Blam!"

His One-Skin
Tune: My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean
My one-skin hangs down to my two-skin
My two-skin hangs down to my three
My three-skin hangs down to my foreskin
My foreskin hangs down to my knee
Roll back, roll back, roll back my foreskin for me, for me
Roll back, roll back, roll back my foreskin for me.

She’s a Harriette
Tune: Fly in the Buttermilk(?)
Well the wiggle of her ass would
make a dead man cum,
And the nipples on her tits are the
size of my thumb.
She's a mean motherfucker;
She's a great cock-sucker;
She's a har-ri-ette!

Rover
Tune: Four Leaf Clover
I'm looking over,
My dead dog Rover,
That I over ran with the mower.
One leg is missing,
The other is gone,
The third leg is shredded,
All over the lawn.
You see there's no use explaining,
The one remaining,
It's spinning on the carport floor
I'm looking over,
My dead dog Rover,
That I over ran, that I over ran,
That I over ran with the mower.

Scrotum
Tune: Sha Da
Scrotum, scrotum, S-C-R-O-T-U-M,
Mangy, grungy, S-C-R-O-T-U-M.
Scrotum, scrotum, covered with hair,
What would we do if you weren’t there?
Scrotum, scrotum, it’s what we keep our gonads in!

Twenty Toes
There's a game named twenty toes
That's played all over town
The women play with ten toes up,
The men with ten toes down, down, down, down...

Twelve Inch Hard-On
Tune: Four Leaf Clover
I've got a start on
A twelve inch hard-on
That I've had all afternoon
I went to the doctor
He told me to cough
I wish that he'd just
lopped the thing off
So come to me Venus
Massage my penis
Shrivel it like a prune
I've got a start on
A twelve inch hard-on
That I'll probably have
That I'll probably have
That I'll probably have til June

This is your Down-Down Song
This is your down-down song
It isn't very long

Whip It Out at the Ballgame
Tune: Take me out to the Ball Game
Whip it out at the ballgame
Wave it ‘round at the crowd
Dip it in peanuts and crackerjack
I don't care if you give it a whack
Cuz it's beat your meat at the ballgame
If you don't come it's a shame
Cuz it's One! Two! You're covered in goo,
At the old ballgame.

Shitty Trail
Tune: Mickey Mouse Song
S-H-I-T-T-Y, T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (shitty trail)
Shitty trail (shitty trail)
You fucking hares laid a shitty trail
I would rather drink warm beer,
Than run your shitty trail.
S-H-I-T-T-Y, T-R-A-I-L.

Thank God She Finally Shut Up
Tune: Looney Tunes
Thank God she finally shut up,
She's always fuckin' bitchin',
Now drink yer beer, get out of here,
Get back into the kitchen!

Virgin’s Garter
Tune: Swanee River
High up above the virgin’s garter,
High above her knee,
There lies the secret of her honor,
Her virginity.
Roll her over oh so slowly
Softly in the grass
That’s what hashers live and die for,
A piece of virgin ass!

Why Was He Born So Beautiful?
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fucking use to anyone.
He's no fucking use at all.
He may be a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me.

Young Girl
Tune: YMCA
Young Girl,
I like it when you go down,
I said Young Girl,
Won't you kneel on the ground?
I said Young Girl,
With your lips full and round,
On your knees you make me happy.
(spit, spit, spit, spit, spit)
I want to spray you with My DNA,
I want to spray you with My DNA,
It's a present from me,
a gift to all of the girls
I sure hope you like to wear pearls
Drink it down, down, down, down

Zulu Warrior
Chant
Olé zooma zooma zooma,
Olé zooma zooma hey
Olé zooma zooma zooma
Olé zooma zooma hey
Drink it down you Zulu warrior
Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief,
Suck, swallow, hurl,
Suck, swallow, hurl . . .